Great Big Bully

I’m a great big bully. I’m real mean.
I tried to cheer my ex-boyfriend on,
ulterior motivations was all he could see.

“Why now? Why me?”
I don’t know, it must be something the Universe needs.

We’re sharing one great cosmic journey.
One family-sized plate of spaghetti.

Call me again in twenty-one years,
tell me the direction my visit caused you to steer.